{"product_id":"paranoia-the-uncooperative-board-game","title":"Paranoia: The Uncooperative Board Game","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"card__header\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"card__title heading h3\"\u003eDescription\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card__section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte text--pull\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[Security Clearance: INFRARED - Cleared for all citizens]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAttention Citizen: Welcome to Alpha Complex\u003c\/strong\u003e, the perfect (and in no way dystopian) city run by the benevolent and infallible Computer!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[The Computer is your friend! Trust the Computer!]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome Troubleshooters! You are among The Computer’s most elite\/expendable agents tasked with carrying out its completely in\/sane demands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProve your loyalty!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete missions for The Computer (by sneaking, snitching, and scheming) to earn the highest Clearance Level!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRest assured, your clone will absolutely not die in spectacularly horrible ways. In the unlikely event of their premature demise, your next clone will do better! Probably!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoot trouble in the face and\/or other life-critical body parts with an array of perfectly un\/stable and not prone to exploding equipment!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReport the treasonous activities of your friends! (Before they report yours!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete tasks and step over the smoking boots of traitors\/loved ones on your way to the top Clearance Level - Ultraviolet!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[Fun is mandatory. Failure to have fun is treason. Treason is punishable by summary execution.]\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e—MESSAGE ENDS—\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA highly replayable game of sci-fi slapstick one-upmanship for 2-6 players, \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eParanoia: The Uncooperative Board Game\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewill leave you and your friends in stitches - both figuratively and literally*!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch6\u003e*Medical-grade stitches sold separately.\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eParanoia: The Uncooperative Board Game\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eincludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30 Alpha Complex Modular Map Tiles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e195 Cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e93 Tokens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 Troubleshooter Standees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Clearance Tracker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Rulebook\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e120 minutes \/ 2-6 players \/ Ages 14+\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"MODIPHIUS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43374783660091,"sku":null,"price":46.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0265\/2232\/0955\/files\/NoShadowParanoia_Box_Top_Paranoia_RGB_150_dpi_700x_740e11f2-6772-47f6-98a8-5f6806aaf636.webp?v=1775078810","url":"https:\/\/gophermafia.com\/products\/paranoia-the-uncooperative-board-game","provider":"Gopher Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}